John: So, the thing is, I want to get on Happn, but all my Facebook photos show damning evidence of my wife/scat fetish/micropenis
John’s mate: No problem, I’ll whip out my handy camera phone and take some photos of you. You’ll want more than one, to show the many facets of your personality
John: Great. I’ll switch it up, wearing a variety of outfits to let the ladies know that whilst I’m a serious businessman, I can Netflix & Chill with the best of them
John: Do you think maybe we should have changed location at all? You know, to make it less obvious that you just stood there whilst I changed ties?
John’s mate: Nah, those could be 5 totally different blank walls in a panoply of exciting locations. The chicks are going to go crazy for these pics.
John: Yeah, you’re probably right. Thanks bud.
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