{"id":663,"date":"2016-07-14T00:22:24","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T00:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:37:47","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:37:47","slug":"child-friendly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=663","title":{"rendered":"Child-Friendly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now look.&nbsp; I know children are important.&nbsp; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w\">Some<\/a> would even say that they&#8217;re our future.&nbsp; I&#8217;m just not sure that this image is the one that you should be leading with&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-47\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-142000.17.22-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-07-142000.17.22\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><br \/>\nAnd he rounds out his profile with what I&#8217;m sure is someone extremely significant in Italy&#8217;s past, but to me just looks like an old guy on a hill with a&nbsp;boner.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-48\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-07-142000.17.34-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-07-142000.17.34\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><br \/>\nSo we have &#8220;man being ridden by 2 young boys&#8221; and &#8220;geriatric wood&#8221;.&nbsp; Just no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now look.&nbsp; I know children are important.&nbsp; Some would even say that they&#8217;re our future.&nbsp;&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=663\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Child-Friendly<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":720,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions\/720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}