{"id":665,"date":"2016-07-14T02:08:42","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T02:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:36:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:36:55","slug":"sean-of-the-dread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"Sean of the Dread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At first glance, Sean seems to be a bit of a tool.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-80\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-06-06-17.55.03-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-06-06 17.55.03\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But, to be fair, we&#8217;ve all had unfortunate drunken photos taken that &#8211; taken out of context &#8211; could misrepresent an inner soul of poetic beauty\u00a0 So let&#8217;s give Sean the benefit of the doubt and\u00a0keep looking.<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-81\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-06-06-17.55.09-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-06-06 17.55.09\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>oh NO.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-82\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-06-06-17.55.28-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-06-06 17.55.28\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So it turns out Sean&#8217;s main interests are, in fact, drinking vodka, getting lapdances next to piles of dirty laundry and sniffing farts that he&#8217;s squeezed out of a drunk girl&#8217;s arse.<br \/>\nFuck you Sean.\u00a0 Fuck you for making me give you the benefit of the doubt.\u00a0 Gah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first glance, Sean seems to be a bit of a tool. But, to be&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=665\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sean of the Dread<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":718,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions\/718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}