{"id":667,"date":"2016-07-16T23:15:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T23:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:35:51","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:35:51","slug":"trigger-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"Treat Yo&#8217; Selfie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Day 1: Buy selfie stick and take first photo.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-96\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-17-04.21.57-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-17 04.21.57\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><br>&nbsp;<br>Day 2: Learn about relative distance and perspective whilst wearing quizzical expression<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-95\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-17-04.21.24-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-17 04.21.24\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><br>&nbsp;<br>Day 3: Nailed it.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-94\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-17-04.20.49-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-17 04.20.49\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><br>&nbsp;<br>Also, in dating app speak, &#8220;I got my mom staying with me for 6 months&#8221; = I live in my mom&#8217;s basement and that shit won&#8217;t change any time soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 1: Buy selfie stick and take first photo.&nbsp;Day 2: Learn about relative distance and&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=667\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Treat Yo&#8217; Selfie<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}