{"id":687,"date":"2016-07-16T23:28:26","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T23:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:35:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:35:07","slug":"amateur-photographer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"Amateur Photographer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>John: So, the thing is, I want to get on Happn, but all my Facebook photos show damning evidence of my wife\/scat fetish\/micropenis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>John&#8217;s mate: No problem, I&#8217;ll whip out my handy camera phone and take some photos of you.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll want more than one, to show the many facets of your personality<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>John: Great.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll switch it up, wearing a variety of outfits to let the ladies know that whilst I&#8217;m a serious businessman, I&nbsp;can Netflix &amp; Chill with the best of them<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-id=\"103\" class=\"wp-image-103\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-id=\"102\" class=\"wp-image-102\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-id=\"101\" class=\"wp-image-101\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><a href=\"http:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?attachment_id=707\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"946\" height=\"670\" src=\"http:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Screenshot-2020-11-09-at-20.23.00.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"707\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Screenshot-2020-11-09-at-20.23.00.png\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?attachment_id=707\" class=\"wp-image-707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Screenshot-2020-11-09-at-20.23.00.png 946w, https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Screenshot-2020-11-09-at-20.23.00-300x212.png 300w, https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Screenshot-2020-11-09-at-20.23.00-768x544.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 946px) 100vw, 946px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>John: Do you think maybe we should have changed location at all?&nbsp; You know, to make it less obvious that you just stood there whilst I changed ties?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>John&#8217;s mate: Nah, those could be 5 totally&nbsp;different blank walls in a panoply of exciting locations.&nbsp; The chicks are going to go crazy for these pics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>John: Yeah, you&#8217;re probably&nbsp;right.&nbsp; Thanks bud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John: So, the thing is, I want to get on Happn, but all my Facebook&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=687\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Amateur Photographer<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":708,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}