{"id":689,"date":"2016-07-17T00:34:21","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T00:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:34:06","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:34:06","slug":"petering-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"Petering Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the many faces of Peter<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The end is nigh<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-119\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-00.15.18-450x800.png\" alt=\"All hope is lost\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2.&nbsp;&nbsp; Not even fluffy bears can take away this pain<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-118\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-00.15.14-450x800.png\" alt=\"Not even fluffy bears can deaden this pain\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-dd\">\n<p>3.&nbsp; Totally over every damn thing<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-117\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-00.15.11-450x800.png\" alt=\"Totally over everything\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp; Dying on the inside<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-116\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-00.15.07-450x800.png\" alt=\"Dying on the inside\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>5.&nbsp; Cry for help<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-115\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-00.14.59-450x800.png\" alt=\"Contemplating suicide\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>I hope Peter finds love.&nbsp; I think he needs a hug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the many faces of Peter The end is nigh &nbsp; 2.&nbsp;&nbsp; Not even&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=689\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Petering Out<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":715,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions\/715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}