{"id":692,"date":"2016-07-17T00:45:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T00:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/?p=127"},"modified":"2020-11-09T22:33:22","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:33:22","slug":"single-no-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"Single, No Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK Chang, if you want to tell me that you&#8217;re single with no kids, I&#8217;ll try to believe you.&nbsp; But in that case, where did you get all these fucking kids?????&nbsp; Do their mothers know you have them???<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-128\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-01.04.57-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-24 01.04.57\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-129\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-01.04.59-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-24 01.04.59\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-130\" src=\"http:\/\/nothappning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016-05-24-01.05.03-450x800.png\" alt=\"2016-05-24 01.05.03\" width=\"450\" height=\"800\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK Chang, if you want to tell me that you&#8217;re single with no kids, I&#8217;ll&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/?p=692\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Single, No Kids<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,7],"tags":[67,68,69,70,32,72],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothappning","category-funny","tag-dating-app","tag-dating-apps","tag-happn","tag-internet-dating","tag-not-john-cleese","tag-online-dating","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1057,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.soanyway.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}